Wednesday, March 21, 2007
There's something wrong with
my face (other than my drunken
Russian souvenir shop balalaika,
a 'zippy zither') – Remember
the time your chemistry caught fire?
And then there was something
about a tarantula having baby
rainbow suspenders worn by Mork
or an extra nose tattooed on your face
next to your real nose. Ha!... Monkey Face!
Bathed in any pumpkin seeds lately?
Frickin' Komodo Dragons -- like a particularly
bucolic avant-folk experiment.
Researchers have devised what they call
the "still face experiment" to see
what happens when interactions are
disrupted. The seagulls look at the
chicken-thing bobbing in the water.
The birds all look like seagulls or
cormorants in the artificial sky:
Blood Blood and Black Lace Blood
The Exorcist The Experiment The Eye Face
Whats new seagull face? WOOOOOOOAHHH
yah. Really? So what's the truth
behind the seagull face? wings catchycolours
action seagull experiment flare practice …
Is it all a science experiment? A dream?
A supernatural pocket in the universe
with a tentacle face and in possession
of a lot of people's souls?
Baby Jesus and I rode over to my new
rehearsal space, his features are composed of
people's moms naked yeah I remember
the pop rocks tale, the Alka-Seltzer/seagull
experiment, and the bloody mary story.
Secondly, I have a sneaking suspicion
that the monkey face didn't stay put.
I also have a monkey face (I am famous for it) --
so realistic if you get too close.
The star of all the wildlife films is me.
Really? So what's the truth behind the
seagull face? My innocent look, baby duckling 
none  hedgehog  snail  piranha 
seagull  newt  pigeon. The FACE experiment
was conducted on a moderately fertile
Night Of The Seagulls with strands falling
onto my face -- I think this might be
an experiment with "alternative distribution
systems" of gentle lavender vomit.
Like a baby seagull, our robots rely
on a sense of normalcy. O Analogy Police,
I will not lick my human's face.
I can swear to you that the seagulls were
vultures, expecting some statistical regularity
in their experiences. An object in the shape
of a face changes into a separate seagull face
the heat is coming off the sidewalk in waves
and you see that there's something wrong
with my face—like it's a jigsaw puzzle
not put together right. There's something wrong
with my monitor. There's something wrong
with my script, and I can't figure out what!
There's something wrong with my throat.
I can't swallow properly and my voice
is hard and rough. There's something wrong
with my ears. What if there's something wrong
with my puzzle? How do I send you
the picture for the puzzle?