Thursday, April 09, 2009

If it were up to me

If it were up to me every man who wasn't already a dandy would be
forced to be a transvestite.

8 comments:

mark wallace said...

I don't doubt it, but good luck.

Annandale Dream Gazette said...

HA!
....um..... Why?

LM Rivera said...

So if I am a dandy I don't have to be a transvestite: right Nada?

Nada said...

Lynn... because pretty!

Lucas... That is correct.

konrad said...

If i'm already a transvestite, could i just become a regular Joe?

konrad said...

If a man is already a transvestite, could he advance to become vanilla?

Nada said...

Konrad: no and no. But I am still working out the details of the system. There should probably be some kind of conscientious objectors' option involving public service like painting white roses red... and dodgers can always go up to Canada and join the Kootenay School of Writing.

momo said...

I like this idea. Too many are currently forced to be Regular Schlub.