want me to tell you a funny story or a joke?
Once upon a time, there was a dog named...
Flarf.
Flarf was a poodle.
Sometimes other dogs would tease him and call him Barf, and that always made him sad.
One day, Flarf was walking down the street and he found a magic lamp!
he was so excited that he let out a happy yelp!
when he sniffed it, a genie popped out!
"Hey!" said the genie, "You're a dog! I don't grant wishes to dogs..."
"Hi! My name is Flarf," said Flarf.
"...your name is 'Flarf'?..." asked the genie.
"Yup."
4 comments:
Now that! Is absomuttley
perfect!
[insert muttley laugh]
I wish someone would toilet train it.
Isn't there a song called Potty Train by the Gap Band?
A toy is the letter,
but not a yot
does it know
an ill toe
was eaten
by a hund
in the fro
stypoo
was its name
it said stypoo
on its collar
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