Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Gary Went Nuts


Just like that, Gary went crazy.
Then they played for a while
and Gary went crazy with the 

Cheez Whiz making Rust
Monsters and things to
mess with the players

Gary went crazy when he
discovered Amber let her
boyfriend move in and take

care of their child. Gary lost
his mind shortly after the 2000
election and went on a killing spree 

but was not able to "make it"
among the elite in his field.
Gary went nuts. He went into 

an asylum.He lost the store.
But now he is back, back in a
blue pin-stripe suit with hair 

that would make Ted Koppel
envious. Gary went insane.
He started uttering various 

Pokemon cries, as if the game
was implying he was swearing.
This is the chick that Gary went 

crazy over.......wow....
Gary left me on a Monday.
He waited until I had gone 

off to work, kissing me
on the cheek and waving
goodbye, just as always. 

I didn't see it coming.
Then i think Gary lost
his mind cos he asked me 

for Chinese answers.
Maybe you should ask around
about the night Gary went crazy. 

over a year ago. Gary went nuts,
turned a bright shade of red,
Gary left me for some 

young filly. And if I ever was
to run into him again, well I'd just
have to give him a big ole …

Gary left me to plant the spinach.
Awesome I was playing more today
and found another vault where 

they were doing cloning
experimention and some guy
named Gary went crazy and 

cloned himself. Then we went
to chinatown to sing karaoke. Gary
went crazy, I think its more like, 

gary's gf cheated on him, so Gary
went crazy and tried to kill dat guy
but accidentally "killed" his gf.

Gary went nuts when he went
into the bedroom. He was yelling
at him to get “the bat that's under 

the bed.” "Gary left me." I muted
the TV again and said "Yeah" as if
I'd seen it coming even though I 

hadn't. Not by a mile, I admit it.
The general consensus seems to be
that Gary went nuts (or maybe he 

always was). My guess is Gary
went insane some years back,
probably when the first rapture 

didn't happen. Gary went crazy.
He loved it! Spent his free time
experimenting with other drugs, also.

And with that, Gary went nuts
and began to show me how much
of a man he was. His rhythm was 

great and I knew this guy was totally
infatuated with my body. Gary lost
his mind and has been on the streets since.

Gary left me for God. He's found the
church, and he doesn't think it proper
for us to continue our 'unholy' relationship.

A familiar voice on the phone sobbed.
“Gary left me.” 
“Good.”

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