The Adjustment of Inmates to a Sentence of Life Without Parole (or, "The Longest Time")

Hi, when I go to bed, I have a feeling

of a line of thin mucus on right side

of the throat, which does not allow

to sleep unless it is thrown out

with coughing. Perhaps because

i gave head for a whole hour and

only stopped cos my lips got numb.

This is a list of spaceflight records.

Mangosteen for sure.

I got my queen today.

It never happens during the day time.

According to a pringle potato chip,

the longest time to stand motionless

is 20 hours, 10 minutes, 6 seconds. huh.

What is the longest time spent in

direct full body contact with ice?

What is the longest time any person

has stayed awake? For the longest time

I really thought his last name was Boner.

What's the longest you have had a hickey?

What is the longest time you held from

breaking wind in yoga? And in what asana

was it finally released?

Like, were you ever addicted to a game

and played it for hundreds of hours?

and do you regret it? What was the game

and how did you feel?

I don't wanna have a thing Up my but to remove the poo.

I'm afraid there's no denyin', I'm just a

dandy or 

blah jellyfish.

Well, I hope everyone's poo ordeal

will be resolved well.

Happy pooing =D